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Evil And Utilitarianism
Like the tide follows the moon there is always someone who’ll exploit misery. “In light of this horrible tragedy it is obvious that all Americans must submit to precisely what I’ve always wanted.” Continue reading
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We Monkeys Innately Know How To Use Tools
What’s this? Just such an experiment happened. Huzzah! The result is pure awesome! Continue reading
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Breaking News
This is exactly what cable news sounds like to me:
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Quote Of The Day
The N Word And The M Word takes apart the hopeless and pathetic idea that a designated victim group can declare certain words (or images) cannot be uttered by the rest of us. Well done sir! Here’s the money quote: … Continue reading
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Failure In Victim Selection Process
Finally, some good news from Detroit. A carjacker decided to mess with a trained boxer and got his ass handed to him. It’s pure delight: “I grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground,” Turner said, adding that he … Continue reading
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Chevy Volt: Unicorn Sighting II
Mrs. Curmudgeon was right and I was wrong! She was not humble about her accomplishment. She refrained from tap dancing on my head in joy but I can tell it was hard. I promised to blog about my inglorious failed prognostication and her superior intellect. I suck and she rocks. What else can I say? Continue reading
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Chevy Volt: Unicorn Sighting I
My second thought was to quantify the Volt’s habitat. Shockingly it was not at a political rally, located in San Francisco (which is like a political rally with permanent residents), or in a dealer’s showroom. It was parked at a restaurant. Even more interesting, this restaurant doesn’t serve tofu. Surprises abound! Continue reading
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Happy Thanksgiving
I’d like to say something deep but one of the things for which I’m thankful is that this blog is not my job and I can ignore it. Instead I’ll post a picture of “Christmas” (our sole remaining turkey) and … Continue reading
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Ingenuity In The Service Of Silly
Sometimes I despair that dependency, government, regulation, shitty schools, and oh I don’t know… everything… is at odds with the ingenuity of the human spirit. Don’t say it hasn’t happened to you. I know it you’ve had that same nagging … Continue reading
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Ayn Rand In 600 Words: Part II
It’s a sunny day at Curmudgeon Compound. Squirrels are running around the oaks like the little maniacs they are. The wood supply is ample enough that I can sit on my ass instead of attacking the cord or so that’s … Continue reading
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