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The Bonnie Tyler Explanation And The Evil Cake Song
[Note: pretty much every link on this page is SFW. Go ahead. However, if you play them in your office your co-workers will demand an explanation or (probably correctly) out you as a geezer who pre-dates Seattle Grunge.] So that backfired! … Continue reading
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Sarah Helps With Bullshit Detection
I’ve dimly registered the press’ thundering blovation about last week’s protest (complete with photogenic mayhem and injury) in Charlottesville. In my last post I shrugged it off. “Nitwits in face masks are hitting each other with sticks at the base of … Continue reading
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Google Memes
I’m a sucker for a good visual joke: The one above gets a hat tip to Moonbattery. The rest are just sorta’ floating randomly (if you have a source please tell me and I’ll attribute it).
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Squirrel Hiatus
I’m sipping coffee after working on my PAWIRNEATT (Project About Which I’d Rather Not Elaborate At This Time). My thickness planer is heavenly, I have sawdust in my nose, and I didn’t cut off a finger in the bandsaw. It’s … Continue reading
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Good News That Nobody Notices
Did anybody notice yesterday’s awesome news? “The Dow’s highest closing record is 21,796.55 set on July 27, 2017…. That [2017 year to date] is the second-fastest rise in U.S. history. The record is the 24 sessions it took to go from … Continue reading
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Amazon: More Ideal Timing
So I spent yesterday alternatively bitching about and making peace with Amazon. Then at the very end of the day I read this: “Jeff Bezos was briefly the world’s richest person on Thursday. The recent surge in Amazon stock has pushed … Continue reading
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Amazon: You’re Killin’ Me Here!
So I bitched that Amazon is torturing me with stupid ads. Then I got a delivery faster than reasonably expected and forgave them. Then I checked the link that I’d used and… those fuckers took it away! I’m not making … Continue reading
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Amazon: Well Played
So, Amazon is continually shoving specific powertools in my face and I bitched about it. Meanwhile I ordered pens because “don’t be evil” (yes I know it’s Google and not Amazon… tomAto / tomAHto) sometimes loses to “I’m not driving … Continue reading
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Amazon: Give It A Rest
I live in the Styx so I use Amazon. Internet shopping is a big deal to me; it significantly improved life in the middle of nowhere. If I had to limit my purchases to the scant selection within an hour’s … Continue reading
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