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Category Archives: Travelogues
Peaceful Motorcycle Ride: Part 2: Escape Velocity
Having abandoned my plan to promptly depart after work Friday, I embraced the delay. I treated myself and my family to dinner at a restaurant. I’d made it through Friday. Sometimes that’s all you can do. Plus, family is the … Continue reading
Posted in Summer_2021, Walkabout
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Peaceful Motorcycle Ride: Part 1: The First Step Is The Hardest
Daily life is a gravity well. Uncommonly, a rare and glorious unchained mind may pass well beyond its reach; merely deflected a bit or perhaps untouched as it follows an unfathomable course charted from and into the void. For the … Continue reading
Posted in Summer_2021, Walkabout
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Peaceful Motorcycle Ride: Part 0: Who’s Patience Is Wearing Thin?
Did you listen to it? I’m talking about the Potato in Chief’s tantrum at the podium. Mark the calendar for Thursday September 9th 2021 and remember. Do not forget. It wasn’t a mistake. What he said was intentional. If you … Continue reading
Posted in Summer_2021, Walkabout
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Dirt Bike Americana: Epilogue
My truck’s air conditioned cab was luxurious after getting roasted in the sun all day. Shortly after sunset, I wound up eating dinner at the only place I could find, a bar that was absolutely filled with drunks. Not a … Continue reading
Posted in Summer_2021, TW200, Walkabout
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Dirt Bike Americana: Part 3
I can’t express enough how much of a relief it was to be among people who aren’t whiny little bitches. If the long slow drag of societal collapse is getting you down, go find people who aren’t wimps. Society is … Continue reading
Posted in Summer_2021, TW200, Walkabout
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Dirt Bike Americana: Part 2
The trail head was an access point for a network of ATV/UTV trails and an overlain mesh of motorcycle-only trails. Miles and miles of trail on our forest. The forests of the American people. Imagine that! Some tiny vestigial organs … Continue reading
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Dirt Bike Americana: Part 1
I shifted my Dodge into drive and rolled down the window. I hit the gas just hard enough to break the dual rear wheels loose and toss up a little dirt; a thing both appreciated and celebrated in this crowd. … Continue reading
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Motorcycle Exploration 2021: Part 7: Epilogue
You want the truth?!? Of course you want the truth! You can handle the truth! You’re not whiny little bitches on Facebook, you’re actual goddamn adults! So was it true? Was my fuel situation as bad as I thought? In … Continue reading
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Motorcycle Exploration 2021: Part 6: Fuel Worries
I rolled out going forward; heading toward wherever Beer Faeries come from. The trail was pretty rough but nothing a proper UTV or my little dirtbike couldn’t handle. Where the heck had they come from? Anywhere I supposed. They’d come … Continue reading
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