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Category Archives: Sagas
Despite Evidence To The Contrary, I Am Not Crazy (Part II)
We did three rotations like that. Rooster scampering like death was after him. Death orbiting me in a real life demonstration of flying prowess. Me waving my arms and gibbering like an idiot. Continue reading
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Despite Evidence To The Contrary, I Am Not Crazy
Here’s what my neighbor would have seen yesterday. Assuming, of course, I had neighbors, which I don’t. Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part VII: Eating Your Vegetables Is Good For You
My time for amassing firewood ran out long before my enthusiasm for cutting it. Autumn became a flurry of activities and cutting firewood gave way to more urgent winterization tasks. Then it snowed. Summer was over. The first snowfall is … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part VI: Ant Kicks Grasshopper’s Ass
In the summer you don’t need a furnace. So you’ve got time. What do you do with that time? First you fish, then you mow the lawn, then you prepare for winter. It is as it has been since the … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part V: To Have My Cake And Flush It Too
Even at my subarctic hovel, summer must come. By then I’d saved some scratch to install a furnace. At my leisure. No hurry at all. Cash. How cool is that? Then the septic system went all third world on me. … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part IV: Economics Thoreau Style
By now I was a man on a mission. I wanted to exploit my dead furnace “event” to: Save some bucks by NOT financing a new furnace. Live a year of flipping the bird at oil companies. I was adamant … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part III: I Decide To Experiment
Any fool with a credit card would have dialed the furnace company the day mine conked out. Our society is mostly fools with credit cards. They’d be immediately raked over the coals for emergency, overtime, weekend installation of a second … Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part II: Preparedness Is Unrewarded
The furnace died and it’s very cold in the winter. Fortunately we’d prepared for such events. We have a wood stove. The wood stove heats the house just fine so long as you keep the fire going. If I were … Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part I: The Call
Every man has gotten “the call”. This happens when you leave town for a trip. The phone rings and folks back home explain how civilization has gone off the rails in your brief absence. In theory, a woman without a … Continue reading
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Gone Huntin’
“Ah, sir, you dwellers in the city cannot enter into the feelings of the hunter.” That’s the quote that popped into my head this morning while I was out hunting. Curmudgeons hunt. I had to put it front and center … Continue reading
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