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Category Archives: Sagas
Bear Encounter: Part 6
The Curmudgeon eased the rifle up and over the log. He didn’t know if bears got rabies or what but whatever that bear was doing was unnatural. Also, he couldn’t figure out what was going on with the skunk at … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 5
Edward waited for the human to do something. What was taking so long? Finally, the Curmudgeon reached into his pack and withdrew one of those small computational devices humans stare at whenever they get confused. Edward couldn’t make heads or … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 4
After seeing the scary lawnmower, Bart needed to get his courage up again. Unlike Bart, Sammy was always ready for a fight but Bart had full intention outliving Sammy by years and years.Bart wasn’t alone in this. Throughout the forest most woodland creatures … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 3
Sammy skunk had decided that the only reason a white dog would bark at a black bear was racism. The obvious solution to such an unforgiveable sin was, in Sammy’s eyes, to ‘stink ‘em up!’ Edward eagle tried to defuse … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 2
While Bart the bear merely complained about the cruelty of the universe, Sammy the skunk ranted. “Dogs are pussies! You just stink them and then they run away. If you’re lucky you get the human too. Teach ‘em a lesson!” … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 1
Bart the bear was pissed off. It had started out as a fabulous day but in midmorning the shit hit the fan. Now he was digging through a stump eating grubs instead of the delicious apples a bear like him … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 0
“It was a bear!” Mrs. Curmudgeon was telling me the story of a bear that appeared in our backyard. The Cliffs Notes version is that the dog needed to go out to pee and when Mrs. Curmudgeon took the dog … Continue reading
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New Cat Report: Part 4: We Defend Against Cat Seizure
With no warning Mrs. Curmudgeon shouted; “Lock and load! They’re coming for the cat!” Nothing will light a paranoid survivalist type’s fuse like hearing “lock and load“! I jumped up, spilled my coffee, and made a gesture which meant roughly … Continue reading
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New Cat Report: Part 3: Portraiture
Mrs. Curmudgeon drew a picture of Skullcrusher Lord Fluffington.
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New Cat Report: Part 2: New Employee Training Program
Hours later I woke from a restful nap. The fire was filling my heart with warmth. The cat was purring like a motor. All was well. What had been the source of my bad attitude? I couldn’t recall. At any … Continue reading
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