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Category Archives: Sagas
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 8: The Transspecies Drone Of Denuttifying
Mary and Terry perched in a tree observing their work. A hunting raptor is an awe-inspiring creature. Terry shivered a little. To think they controlled such power! Edward was eager to demonstrate his new abilities. They would be so proud! … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 7: Finally, A Competent Hero
The “High Priority Emergency Interagency Meeting” was playing out like they usually do. Members of various bureaucracies were clucking like hens and talking about budgets. Meanwhile a terrified technical analyst was slumped over a chair weeping. The Cigarette Smoking Man … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 6: The Menace Of Undetectable Bullshit
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 23rd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] The analyst … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 5: The Pretentious Git With A Large Vocabulary Learns New Words
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 22nd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Things were … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 4: Witness The Power Of Abba
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 21st, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Thousands of … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 3: OK Then You Explain It
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 20th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] A few … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 2: Birth Of The Manchurian Eagle
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 20th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] A few … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 1.5: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 19th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.]
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 1: Edward’s Multidimensional Faceplant
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 19th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Most creatures, raptors included, … Continue reading
Bear Encounter: Part 7: A Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
“Bear lives matter! Bear lives matter! Bear lives matter!” Bart was so infuriated with racist dogs and racist eagles and all the unfair cretins who took the food that was his because he wanted it that he was seeing red. … Continue reading