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Category Archives: Chapter 3 – Road To Portland
Road To Portland: Part 19: When Grammar Hurts
Edna Kampsett was having a delightful on-line chat with a clever young fellow who called himself “Pedantic Man” when the FedEx truck dropped by. Ever spry despite her age, Edna scampered to the door and opened it. Thirty yards away … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 18: Chasing FedEx
Doogie and Billy, in a car laden with a skinny but rebounding bear and two exuberant squirrels, spent the next two days charging all over two states; chasing FedEx trucks. Doogie, who could drill through metadata like a champ, knew … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 17: Grandma Guy And The Detroit Gambit
Doogie’s dozens of purchases would be delivered to specially selected locations through a two-state region. Doogie had used the squirrel’s accounts to fund this. He hoped it would give the NSA something to chew on but not enough to catch … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 16: Expensive Automotive Repairs
Thousands of miles away the Analyst was seething. He was crumpling his car repair bill in his left hand and then smoothing it flat with his right. Then he’d alternate; crumpling with his right and smoothing it with his left. … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 15: It’s Not Hunting Season
The Curmudgeon, for no logical reason, was sitting in a tree with a rifle and drinking coffee. He had a Kindle was reading Little House on the Prairie. It was a good book. One of his favorites. He made time … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 14: Multi-dimensional Invisible Chess
To say the time after Billy’s relaxing breakfast of beer had been a whirlwind was an understatement. As soon as Doogie had negotiated an agreement with the squirrels he swung into action; issuing endless and confusing orders to everyone present. … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 13: Me And You And A Dog Named Boo
“Me and you and a dog named boo Travellin’ and livin’ off the land Me and you and a dog named boo How I love being a free man” Boo was a dog. This would normally assure Boo a joyous … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 12: Lets Be Bad Guys
Billy slumped against the hood in his best “James Dean’s bad posture” pose while Doogie strode directly toward the tree. The bear at the tree’s base got up, stretched, gave a massive toothy yawn (a warning?), and let Doogie pass. … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 11: Becoming A Henchman
Doogie insisted on making a few purchases en route to what he was now calling “the rendezvous”. At an all-night convenience store Billy was instructed to lurk around the pumps looking suspicious. This was supposedly for the purpose of letting … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 10: Escape From Academia
Billy’s mission to retrieve Doogie wasn’t without risk. Unless they were as dumb as they looked, campus security had figured out Billy had a hobby of throwing bricks through the “life skills” window. Also, there was the matter of a … Continue reading