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Category Archives: Modern Marvels
There Is No Monopoly On Stupid; Part II
In my last post I referred to the Edsel. The reason I brought up the Edsel is because the Edsel was a world class failure in car marketing the likes of which modern man has seldom seen. Also a reader … Continue reading
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There Is No Monopoly On Stupid; Part I
In about a thousand words I’m going to explain how I, the Curmudgeon, failed to be Adaptive and had a stupid thought. Really. I mean it! It all starts in 1958. In 1958 Ford Motor Company put all its weight … Continue reading
Posted in Chevy Volt, Curmudgeonly Gems of Insight
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The Shameful Oldies Channel
I briefly considered tossing the laptop in the woodstove and becoming a fur trapper. Continue reading
Posted in Technology of Indignity
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Of Boobs And Glasses
The world has achieved another first. A new plateau on our superlative modern technologically advanced society has been reached. As an Adaptive Curmudgeon, I couldn’t be happier! Continue reading
Posted in Brilliance and Simplicity
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The Unstoppable: Eddie Alterman
…because driving is art and beauty. A moron strapped in a minivan who can barely point the lever at D and keep it between the lines is not “driving”. That’s a disappointment as fulfilling as a Cheeze-wiz sandwich and as graceful as a kick to the groin. Continue reading
The Tractor Of The Damned: Part III
So I said “fuck it”. Time to “go redneck”. Starters are for pussies. I decided to use a truck to pull the son of a bitch until it coughed to life or I got my frustrations out. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing IV
OK the panic is over. Civilization didn’t collapse. No chickens died. The ice rink is still under a quarter acre. No pipes were harmed in the making of this movie. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing III
I’ve discovered the leak that OBVIOUSLY had to be somewhere. In my world that’s good news. How low can the bar get? Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing II
Today, for no apparent reason, the water pressure in the shower was about 1/3 what it should be. This is serious. Let me be clear, I don’t care if Gaia weeps and hippies fall down dead at the thought of it, I need a long hot shower…every goddamn day. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing
My house is an archaeological exhibit of multi-generational half assed construction. Continue reading