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Category Archives: Libertarian Outpost
Grandma Test Win!
Strike back against the high fructose monosodium enhanced concentrated wombat shit we are trained to unthinkingly shovel into our gaping American maws. Real food is delicious, healthy, cheap, and kicks ass. Continue reading
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Word For The Day: Grandma Test
Grandma Test – noun: The evaluation of prepared food before it is eaten in the light of what someone’s grandma in 1880 would think of it. Continue reading
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The Tractor Of The Damned: Part III
So I said “fuck it”. Time to “go redneck”. Starters are for pussies. I decided to use a truck to pull the son of a bitch until it coughed to life or I got my frustrations out. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing IV
OK the panic is over. Civilization didn’t collapse. No chickens died. The ice rink is still under a quarter acre. No pipes were harmed in the making of this movie. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing III
I’ve discovered the leak that OBVIOUSLY had to be somewhere. In my world that’s good news. How low can the bar get? Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing II
Today, for no apparent reason, the water pressure in the shower was about 1/3 what it should be. This is serious. Let me be clear, I don’t care if Gaia weeps and hippies fall down dead at the thought of it, I need a long hot shower…every goddamn day. Continue reading
Mystery Plumbing
My house is an archaeological exhibit of multi-generational half assed construction. Continue reading
The Pizza/Oak Derivation
Driving a slow old tractor in gives you time to think. Everyone should spend hours driving at 5 mph; especially in 5 degree weather. Continue reading
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I Don’t Care If You Hang Up, But Drive
The problem with shitty drivers on cell phones is not cell phones. The problem is the degree to which we facilitated, tolerated, encouraged, and financed shitty driving. Laws against doing stupid things will not overcome this underlying principle. Continue reading
Chicken Motivation!
Apparently my shenanigans with chickens have reached someone’s heart. Continue reading
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