Category Archives: Libertarian Outpost

Falling Short Of Lofty Goals

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that … Continue reading

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Congratulations Citizens!

Something amazing happened yesterday. Something so sublime, so beautiful, so completely infused with import that it should take your breath away. Do not let that astounding event go unnoticed. A Republican sweep? Not a chance! That will be soon forgotten. … Continue reading

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A Political Party For “Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss” Blues

I’m going to vote this year with all the joy of a condemned man forced to get a root canal en route to a firing squad…who’s just been kicked in the balls…while being chewed by marmots…in the cold pouring rain.  … Continue reading

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I Have Defeated The Cat Mafia

As I’ve mentioned before, the cat supply is brutally monopolized by a shadowy nefarious group of organizations headed by Bob Barker.  Their evil plan is to make innocent Curmudgeons like me pay for kittens…which everyone knows should be free.  If … Continue reading

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Labor Relations Curmudgeon Style

If you’re like me you view the world of work as a wholly inexplicable separate dimension where reality, cause and effect, and all laws of logic are twisted and reversed.  I work hard.  I do my best every day and … Continue reading

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Newsflash: I Am NOT A Bonehead

I love living in the country. I pay special attention to everything about my environment; especially the sounds. I love birdsong and coyote howls and I’m always alert in case something rare and interesting is afoot. Yesterday I was in … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat Crap: Bread Edition

    As a public service announcement I’m providing the following Curmudgeonly Gem of Insight.  You might want to get a pen and write this down because it’s absolutely true: Bread should improve your sandwich; not wrap lunch meat in … Continue reading

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The Dojo And The Playplace

The first part of being a parent is the realization that you’ve no idea what you’re doing.  The second is the fear that you’re doing something wrong and your kid is going to wind up either a serial killer or … Continue reading

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Freedom Attacks!

There is no deep moral lesson in today’s article but every word is true. I’ve written before that our flock of chickens spend their days “free ranging” on the back lawn but are locked in the barn at night.  I’ve … Continue reading

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Critters

I was sitting at the dinner table when a doe with two fawns stepped gingerly through the backyard.  “Awww cute.” She was heading along the edge of the lawn toward a little mowed strip that passes between some small patches … Continue reading

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