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Category Archives: Harangue-a-bang-bang!
Ever The Optimist I Encourage Everyone To Vote: As A Resident Of Reality I Expect Nothing Good
Neanderpundit candidly sums up the likelihood of election 2010 bringing good governance and sound council to the quagmire in D.C. When it comes to this topic, any post that can use the word dogshit twice in one sentence has my … Continue reading
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I Have Defeated The Cat Mafia
As I’ve mentioned before, the cat supply is brutally monopolized by a shadowy nefarious group of organizations headed by Bob Barker. Their evil plan is to make innocent Curmudgeons like me pay for kittens…which everyone knows should be free. If … Continue reading
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The Continuing Saga Of Political Party Self-Immolation
Tip O’Neil once said that all politics is local. He had a point. Local politics dimly makes sense while the National election has become so profoundly radioactive that Newt Gingrich is considered a reasonable man. Thus I’ve refrained from commenting … Continue reading
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Fat Lady: Not Yet Ready To Sing
I like politics and I like rodeos. They’re both incoherent and violent yet shamefully entertaining. Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone get stomped into the dirt because they’re stupid enough to try riding a bull. The freak show emanating … Continue reading
This Is A good Idea…I Wonder How They’ll Screw It Up.
Lets get something straight, I’m an Adaptive Curmudgeon. Unlike generic Curmudgeons I don’t sit around pining for the “good old days”. When something new is truly better; I’ll buy it. In their times I liked Kodachrome, Black and White TV, … Continue reading
The Damned Mosque: Part III
[Editor’s note: I wrote this article just before September 11th and promptly went off line (on a mission so super secret that I can’t even tell to my dog where I went). It’ll automatically post (unless I screwed up the … Continue reading
Deobfuscation: Ground Zero Mosque
When Orwell coined the term Newspeak the depressing bastard was really on to something. All my life people have said things when they mean the opposite and claimed to believe things which are clearly not true. Perhaps it came about … Continue reading
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Obamacare
There are two schools of thought regarding the Health Care “Reform” shenanigans our congressmen churned out last Christmas eve. (Note: The last time the Senate held a roll call on Christmas Eve was 1895. Draw your own conclusions from that … Continue reading
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Pinheads With Billboards
On any given day I’m not likely to get an abortion. This is hardly an earth shattering revelation since I am male and lack certain attributes that go with that activity. (If you don’t understand, I’ll have the gym teacher … Continue reading
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When something can’t go on forever…it won’t.
Unless you live under a rock you know the economy has changed recently. The question is; when did you know it was going to happen? The press likes to pretend that the economy suddenly tanked without warning but I disagree. The writing … Continue reading
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