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Category Archives: Harangue-a-bang-bang!
Beard Truth
A beard is not plumage; its whatever comes out of your face if you don’t run a knife over it daily, unless you’re female or Woody Allen, in which case you ought to get that shit checked out. This truth, like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, is self-evident. Continue reading
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The Slow Halting Decline In Prohibition
Today I’m in Denver (actually one of the half dozen interchangeable suburbs that surround Denver proper). I’ve been here before. On the scale of interesting, with one being Des Moines and ten being Shanghai, I rate Denver a solid -4. … Continue reading
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Duck Dynasty
Six words: Professional victims screeched in synthetic pain. Continue reading
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Soda Ban Response
From lead nanny state busybody Bloomberg who apparently thinks it’s within government’s purview (from the consent of the governed?) to outlaw large soda cups: “We’re not taking away anybody’s right to do things, we’re simply forcing you to understand that … Continue reading
Food Observation
I had the radio on while I was… forgive me John Galt… working my ass off. To my dismay the hippie banjo folk music I’d been grooving on gave way to hand wringing “news/tainment”. Damn it! Someday I’ll get decent … Continue reading
Nothing Good Can Come Of SB1813
Busybodies obsessively monitor people. Control freaks use the information that busybodies collect for their own nefarious ends. They all gravitate toward regulation. None care about you. Continue reading
Apparently I’ve Stepped In It: Doubling Down
I was told by several people that I should drop this whole subject. They were wise. I am ignoring their counsel. Continue reading
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Rosen/Romney Knock It Off
The following statement is true: A person who has never worked for someone else to draw a paycheck is largely unaware of what it’s like. Continue reading
Keg Memories
I loved it. I had hijacked the technology of frat house douchebags and planted it in the home of a respectable employed adult family man. I had broken the code! Continue reading
Don’t Mourn The Loss Of The Worst
I frame it optimistically. They had to level up sooner or later. They’ll either get it done asap or they were a waste of time and money (at best) and should be cut from the rolls before we send good money after bad. Win, win! I wish them luck in the test and if they fail I hope they like whatever alternative career they choose. Continue reading