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Category Archives: Tractor Of The Damned
Ailing Tractor VII
People ask me why it takes me so darned long to fix a tractor… Continue reading
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Ailing Tractor VI
This is a crankshaft… Continue reading
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Sherlock Holmes And The Ailing Tractor: Part V
Without a functioning tractor the lawn lost all respect for authority. In a rush I picked up some tools and set out to find what I’d screwed up. Man it sucks to undo “repairs” that you just finished. All those … Continue reading
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Sherlock Holmes And The Ailing Tractor: Part IV
Denial never solves anything. (A fact that also applies to the fiscal contortions emanating from DC.) So the tractor was stuck…after all that hard work I had to admit it. What to do? I’d screwed something up. What? How to … Continue reading
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Sherlock Holmes And The Ailing Tractor: Part III
“Have you ever tried to do anything?” I ask hypothetically over a theoretical beer. Well I have. And I’m convinced that God, Fate, the Furies, and possibly Ralph Nader have secret meetings where they alter the cosmos just to keep … Continue reading
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Sherlock Holmes And The Ailing Tractor: Part II
When my tractor died it expired with a desperate gasp and final shudder. It had been suffering and I had kept using it knowing that it’s mortality loomed. It had committed the very last molecule of it’s aged being to … Continue reading
Sherlock Holmes And The Ailing Tractor: Part I
Part of being Adaptive is learning new things. So when my 1944 Ford Tractor died I decided to call it an “opportunity”. (Which is no less obfuscatory than a politician calling a new tax “revenue enhancement” so just let it go eh?) Continue reading