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Category Archives: For Your Education
Failure Of The ‘Don’t Be Evil’ Concept: Part II
When lighting hosed my phone I discovered that in just six months Sonofabitches engineered two models to be mutually compatible. They cleverly made it so a dead base “kills” two fully functional handsets. Two questions: why and what to do … Continue reading
Failure Of The ‘Don’t Be Evil’ Concept: Part I
Lightning struck very close to Castle Curmudgeon. We didn’t take a direct hit but it rated a Sphincter Level Seven on my patented scale of terror. Nothing was damaged but the cordless phone base was dead. Both the DSL filter … Continue reading
Book Review: Atlas Shrugged Get Over It
I appreciate thoughtful literature. Quit laughing! I may look like an imbecile but it’s (usually) an act. Sadly, deep thought sometimes gets unfairly lumped with dour pretentious preachy sermonizers. I will not abide such asshattery. So, unless it’s superlative, it … Continue reading
Word For The Day: Triage Mowing
Winter held on doggedly and springtime was as cold and unforgiving as an accountant’s frown. Farmers whined about unplowable fields, the woodpile ran out, and the dirt road turned into a quagmire. (Global warming my ass: this is all because … Continue reading
Word For The Day: Patchouli
Tragically, Nancy at Excels at Nothing was exposed to hippies in their natural environment (a protest of course). She coined a superb term to use when referring to a group of hippies. On another note, it was determined that a … Continue reading
A Phrase For The Ages
Tam at View From The Porch alerts us to a new and improbably named weapon called the “Elite Tactical Advantage Devastator Shotgun” and then comments as follows: “We have officially crossed the mall ninja marketing buzzword event horizon.” That’s some … Continue reading
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Engine Porn: Part II
Dr. Mingo’s delightful photos bring to mind a Curmudgeonly Gem Of Insight: If you are a man you should rebuild an engine at least once before you die. There are two exceptions to this rule: Men are exempted to the … Continue reading
When Mind Boggling Isn’t An Exaggeration
mind-bog·gling (mndbglng) adj. Informal Intellectually or emotionally overwhelming A common theory is that humans just aren’t good at comprehending numbers which are very big or very small. My experience with people (nearly all of which are human) bears this out. … Continue reading
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Word For The Day: “Spillionares”
It is said that “when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail”. I’ve long theorized that the Government has one and only one tool; spending money. Which is the reason when something bad … Continue reading
An Article Which Brings To Mind A Dead Horse
A blog called Taxing Tennessee pointed me to this map from the Tax Foundation. Among other things, it shows the 10 worst and ten best states (in terms of state government’s debt). It is a per-capita debt, meaning that it … Continue reading
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