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Category Archives: For Your Education
Guess What Nobody Noticed While Everyone Was Flaking Out
Last Friday a bunch of people from Team A got permits, traveled to a location, and marched around. They were met by a bunch of people from Team B, who did not get a permit, but traveled to the same … Continue reading
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Traveling With The Curmudgeon: Pumpblocked By A Manbun In a Minivan
[Note: I’m on an American walkabout. An American walkabout means I’m roaming around in a huge diesel truck. I’ll get by without the striving for spiritual enlightenment and sore feet otherwise associated with the term. I’ve been more or less off … Continue reading
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Farming: Part 1
I have a homestead. Because it’s a verb that applies precisely in this context, it seemed logical to engage in homesteading. Don’t judge me. What people do on the privacy of their own property is their business. Continue reading
Farm Equipment Zen: Part 1
I was an intermittent college student but unlike modern herds of overeducated meatheads, it never occurred to me to wonder whether I was “overqualified”. Time for a Curmudgeonly Gem of Insight: “There’s no such thing as overqualified, only ‘I can find a job I prefer more’.” Continue reading
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A Bad Choice
Nothing good comes from Chinese food cooked to the sounds of Lenard Skinner. Continue reading
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Angry Clown I
If you’ve got a shit job, do it well. I was excellent at my shit job because being excellent feels good. Continue reading
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Dog Logic And Firewood Levers: Part III
I was cold, stuck in the snow, and on a fools errand. I was in a Jack London story. You know what ties together all those guys who died in Jack London’s books? None were holding a long handled round pointed shovel. Losers! Continue reading
On Levers
In a different life I was into 4×4 “rockcrawling”. Rockcrawling is to driving on dirt as gulping tequila is to sipping wine. Continue reading
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Word For The Day: Negative Knowledge
Negative Knowledge (Noun) – Information so trivial that it passes the event horizon of information and actually makes a person dumber for having learned it. Continue reading
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Corporal Klinger and Phil Robertson
To protest against a person due to his religious views, and to do it in the the name of ‘tolerance’ makes no sense. It’s like eating steak in the name of vegetarianism. Continue reading
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