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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Four Rules

Earl was standing on the lawn near the horse (which seemed immune to the chaos). That in itself was a mystery. How do you train a horse to ignore mayhem? Earl pondered horse training involving fireworks until he was distracted … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Hot for Teacher

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Rat Trap

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Strap In, We’re Going For A Ride

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Beer Football

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Sex Kitten Of Doom Arrives On The Scene

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Eugene’s Day Arrives

Eugene was miserable. He’d been carrying that damned Krugerrand for 27 days now and there’d been no sign of The One. Well aware that genius and madness are related, he’d scheduled a psychiatric evaluation. He scheduled it for right after … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Earl The Rat

Earl Hastings was among the first to arrive at Chigger’s party. It’s a well known fact that every liberty loving gun nut is assigned an agent provocateur by the BATFE. It’s tradition and practice that, within any group, the person … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger’s Tribe Assembles

Chigger was a pillar of his community. To miss one of his parties would be unthinkable. His parties were always the result of some new Chigger based achievement, and therefore they happened irregularly and on short notice. That added to … Continue reading

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