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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 01: Smartfish

Please enjoy the next post in Murdertrout, Chapter 8 of “Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels“. Comments are always welcome. Tips via the PayPal link to the right are also welcome but always optional. Merry Christmas and happy reading. High … Continue reading

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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 00: The Squirrels Are Back

It’s go time! Another installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels will go live in a few hours! It’s my Christmas present to the world. If you’re new here you might not know it, but the squirrel stories are … Continue reading

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Cold Fury Needs A Hand

If there’s a loop, I’m not in it. If there’s a clique of people who know each other, I didn’t get the memo. I know noting personal about nobody; choosing to read blogs as if they spring from the earth … Continue reading

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Squirrels On The Horizon!

Here’s a test: Q: What’s 13,000 words, 14 parts, a week late, and has not one single mention of Covid? A: The next chapter in Attack of the Lesbians Activist Squirrels! It’s not done yet, but it’s done enough that … Continue reading

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Dreams, Adventure, And Risk: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen

I recently expounded on my theory that people need dreams & adventure. I also gave a personal example (links: 1, 2, 3, 4). What was the example? I bought a hot tent* and stove* with which I intend to camp … Continue reading

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Well This Is Embarrasing

It’s the season of giving and I had a present in mind. It was a present for you (all readers). Alas, it’s delayed. Sorry about that. Unlike most delayed deliveries, I can’t blame supply chain dumfuckery. It’s all my fault. … Continue reading

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Old But Relevant Satire

“I make three times as much money as him and I’m totally miserable.”

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Force Versus Choice

I’m not writing this to piss and moan about outrageous fortune. I’m trying to offer what clarity my limited, pointy, little skull has come up with. (Including ending a sentence with a preposition.) This is a thought experiment. If it … Continue reading

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Dreams, Adventure, And Risk: Part 4

I have taken up the hobby of hot-tenting. (A hot tent is more or less a winter specific tent with an internal wood stove.) To facilitate this new adventure I’ve ordered this* and this*. Once I overcame the stroke induced … Continue reading

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Dreams, Adventure, And Risk: Part 3

Dreams are sneaky buggers. They’ll come up from behind when you least expect it. You’ll be minding your own business when WHAM; the dream is already in your mind. It’s fuzzy at first. Undeveloped, incomplete. But the idea will grow. … Continue reading

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