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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Spring Sailing 2021: Part 04: Boat Physics

[Warning: This and ensuing posts have nautical language when I do nautical things. This is necessary. There are things on a boat which simply don’t exist elsewhere. Sorry if the vocabulary is weird. It simply has to be. Outside of … Continue reading

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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 03: The Right Universe

There is a theory that’s popular among physicists, writers, and lunatics. Supposedly, we inhabit just one of an infinite arrays of universes. Multiverse theory serves more purposes than a device for sci-fi writers. It’s a way to make sense of … Continue reading

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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 02: Bad Night

My defenses were low. Civilization, or want of it, had worn me down. Lest I overindulge, I fled the happy bar and arrived at my campsite 10 minutes later. I loathe reservations. I loathe online reservations. I’d much prefer free … Continue reading

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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 01: Meat Raffle

[This post (or rather series of posts) was composed several months ago. It made it to the ‘net after a long period of gathering dust; first on paper and then on a hard drive. Seasons later, I resurrected it and … Continue reading

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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 00: Timeshift

It is -30 Fahrenheit and a snowstorm is raging. These are conditions when you silently think “this is not a drill” and then (if you’re prepared and this isn’t your first rodeo) go about the humdrum business of living in … Continue reading

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Pack Your Shit, We’re Going Camping Soon

Did you like your Christmas present? I posted fifteen consecutive days of handmade satirical whimsy. I never mentioned COVID, any politician, or exhorted you to buy stuff (save a tiny hint that I do azppreciate tips). Now, weeks into 2022, … Continue reading

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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 14: No Dream For You

This is it! It’s the last post in Murdertrout, Chapter 8 of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. I hope you enjoyed it. Comments are welcome. Tips via the PayPal link to the right are also welcome but always optional. … Continue reading

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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 13: Daisy Dukes And Anacondas

Please enjoy the next post in Murdertrout, Chapter 8 of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. Comments are welcome. Tips via the PayPal link to the right are also welcome but always optional. Happy New Year. As the sun set … Continue reading

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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 12: Murdertrout

Please enjoy the next post in Murdertrout, Chapter 8 of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. Comments are welcome. Tips via the PayPal link to the right are also welcome but always optional. Merry Christmas and happy reading. Men, Cindy … Continue reading

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Squirrels: Chapter 8: Part 11: Male Bonding

Please enjoy the next post in Murdertrout, Chapter 8 of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. Comments are welcome. Tips via the PayPal link to the right are also welcome but always optional. Merry Christmas and happy reading. It was … Continue reading

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