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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
It’s Only Money
So you should go here and buy the bumper sticker of wisdom and put it on some loser’s Prius. This little bumper sticker here; is now available for sale. (Source: Captain Capitalism) No, I don’t get squat from Captain Capitalism … Continue reading
Posted in Groveling For Cash
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Occam’s Razor Versus Somali Pirates
Occam’s Razor is the principle that among competing theories the simplest one is the most likely. It’s not rocket science. For example, when one of my chickens goes missing I could theorize that an uprising of Bolivian peach farmers absconded … Continue reading
Shafted Indeed
Whenever I’m a pissed off about life in general I like to think “hey it could be worse”. For an American in 2010 you have to think about nearly any time frame in any country in any situation to confirm … Continue reading
Posted in The Shafted
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Ground Zero Mosque Part Deux
Six days ago I posted what turned out to be a universally unpopular opinion. It’s my own fault. I foolishly broached the no-win situation surrounding the Ground Zero Mosque. You can click here to read it again. For those of … Continue reading
Posted in We Are Not Alone
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Cat Mafia
We buy tons of chicken feed. Mice steal feed. I pay for feed. I hate mice! Luckily mother nature invented the cat. Aside from catching mice, cats are useless. Our cats, all three of them, are inept. The mice are … Continue reading
There Is Intelligence On The Internet
Not here of course. I’m referring to a blogger who produces actual insightful commentary. Once you’ve discovered I’m full of shit you’re encouraged to check out actual wit at Captain Capitalism. A word about how I found his blog. Several … Continue reading
Posted in We Are Not Alone
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And So It Begins
A couple of hours ago I was mowing a brushy area near my lawn. (Or rather trying to keep the encroaching wilderness from overrunning my backyard.) This involved revving the shit out of my old tractor and dropping the clutch … Continue reading
Posted in Get Off My Lawn Loser
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Deobfuscation: Ground Zero Mosque
When Orwell coined the term Newspeak the depressing bastard was really on to something. All my life people have said things when they mean the opposite and claimed to believe things which are clearly not true. Perhaps it came about … Continue reading
Posted in Harangue-a-bang-bang!
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