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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
It’s Been Three Months Since The Election…
The election was November 2nd and the swearing in was January 10th. Elections have repercussions. This one was a good solid ass kicking of incumbents so the onus was on the “new guys” to immediately start governing wisely. From the … Continue reading
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Paging Al Gore…
Yesterday it happened. I knew it was coming. That didn’t make it any easier. Bitter cold wind suddenly flared up; flattening everything that could bend and bending a few things that couldn’t flatten. The temperature dropped 40 degrees and the … Continue reading
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Old Cars Rock!
As a counterpoint to my “shafted” articles about Toyota I’ve decided to add a shining example of good old fashioned moxie. (Am I allowed to use the word moxie? Does it still have meaning? Hell yes I can…because it’s my … Continue reading
Toyota: Followup To A Shafting
Reality is mundane. Fantasy is fun. That’s why thundering herds of lemmings lost their shit when a few Toyotas crashed a few years back. The reality (people drove their cars into stuff) lacked political profit and imagination. The new owner … Continue reading
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A Hopeless Post
Today is Valentines day. I’m doomed. This post is doomed. Why? Not because of the flowers and Hallmark fluffery. Frankly I like flowers. I don’t mind buying them. (Get your head out of the gutter, I’m neither gay nor trying … Continue reading
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Living A Horror Movie Scene
You can count on horror movies to follow the established pattern. The most clichéd is the “gotchya scene”. After a tremendous CGI enhanced fight the good guy seemingly has defeated a bad guy/werewolf/vampire/alien/politician. Half the cast is dead, broken glass … Continue reading
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Avoidance Of Denial
Denial is for pussies. When things go to shit, man up and face it. You’ll thank yourself in the end. Pretending otherwise is for morons and politicians. Which brings me to this article; U.S. Is Bankrupt and We Don’t Even … Continue reading
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Mickey Mouse And The IRS
I was driving down the street when I passed a yahoo in a big blue foam Statue of Liberty outfit dancing around like a maniac. He/she/it was holding a sign for a tax preparation service. The sign touted “instant … Continue reading
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Go Team
Curmudgeons periodically disengage from society. I randomly go “off line” for periods as short as twenty minutes or as long as the 1980’s. I’ve been ignoring all media this week. I just discovered that, in addition to some “liveliness” in … Continue reading
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Bubonic Plague
Curmudgeon compound has been brought low by germ warfare. More importantly; I have been brought low. Who can know the source of a simple bug? (I’m looking at you public schools!) I went from a sweet dad who was caring … Continue reading
Posted in Libertarian Outpost
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