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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Phenology Update
phe·nol·o·gy noun /fiˈnäləjē/ 1.The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, esp. in relation to climate and plant and animal life Winter doesn’t last forever. But when is it gone? I ignore the Global Warming Koolaide drinkers and take my cues … Continue reading
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I Pine For A “New” Osborne
Mostly Cajun had a post about the 30th anniversary of the Osborne. The Osborne was a clunky dog made with technology that just wasn’t ready. Sadly, it’s unique design has was relegated to the scrapheap of rejected ideas. I never … Continue reading
Blogroll Update
Random Acts Of Patriotism linked to my article about the Japanese Reactor and explained it all as a function of monkey poo. Actually it was his second poo posting in his poo series which pretty much covers the situation. Very … Continue reading
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Nutella And Tile
We’re remodeling. I’ve been laying Gray VersaBond under Hardibacker. In layman’s English that means I’m gooping some crap on the plywood subfloor that glues the cement floor underlayment down…so eventually I can add more goop and put on tile and … Continue reading
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Jobs Are Not Created
I’m disturbed when I hear anyone talk about “creating jobs”. It’s not just that I doubt their sincerity (though I usually do). It’s that it’s a dismissive attitude insulting to those of us who honestly presume that we’re paid because … Continue reading
Go Mongolia!
From Stephen Bodio’s Querencia via On A Wing And A Whim comes this: That is correct! A fur clad falconer on a horse is all that and a bag of chips! Stephen Bodio is into falconry and On A Wing … Continue reading
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The Kill O Zap Has Been Invented!
“The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. ‘Make it evil,’ he’d been told. ‘Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear … Continue reading
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Dickens Chickens
Because I’m too Curmudgeonly to take up golf as a hobby I raise chickens on the side. It’s a little extra cash for a little extra work. Life is like that. We sell eggs and recently started taking orders for … Continue reading
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It Could Be Worse
From Dead Man Dance and A Trainwreck In Maxwell is an excellent video. It shows literally every nuclear weapon detonated on earth. In time scale too; very clever. It’s oddly poetic. (Of course it’s SFW too!) I didn’t know how … Continue reading
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Manly Logging Stuff!
Behold the mighty device which I have acquired! That’s a 48″ Timberjack. Or as I like to call it; “Thor’s Pincers Of Amageddon”. I have a desire to carry it around on Halloween or weld it to my truck’s hood. … Continue reading
Posted in Brilliance and Simplicity
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