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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Mickey Mouse And The IRS
I was driving down the street when I passed a yahoo in a big blue foam Statue of Liberty outfit dancing around like a maniac. He/she/it was holding a sign for a tax preparation service. The sign touted “instant … Continue reading
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Go Team
Curmudgeons periodically disengage from society. I randomly go “off line” for periods as short as twenty minutes or as long as the 1980’s. I’ve been ignoring all media this week. I just discovered that, in addition to some “liveliness” in … Continue reading
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Bubonic Plague
Curmudgeon compound has been brought low by germ warfare. More importantly; I have been brought low. Who can know the source of a simple bug? (I’m looking at you public schools!) I went from a sweet dad who was caring … Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part VII: Eating Your Vegetables Is Good For You
My time for amassing firewood ran out long before my enthusiasm for cutting it. Autumn became a flurry of activities and cutting firewood gave way to more urgent winterization tasks. Then it snowed. Summer was over. The first snowfall is … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part VI: Ant Kicks Grasshopper’s Ass
In the summer you don’t need a furnace. So you’ve got time. What do you do with that time? First you fish, then you mow the lawn, then you prepare for winter. It is as it has been since the … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part V: To Have My Cake And Flush It Too
Even at my subarctic hovel, summer must come. By then I’d saved some scratch to install a furnace. At my leisure. No hurry at all. Cash. How cool is that? Then the septic system went all third world on me. … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part IV: Economics Thoreau Style
By now I was a man on a mission. I wanted to exploit my dead furnace “event” to: Save some bucks by NOT financing a new furnace. Live a year of flipping the bird at oil companies. I was adamant … Continue reading
The Furnace Chronicles Part III: I Decide To Experiment
Any fool with a credit card would have dialed the furnace company the day mine conked out. Our society is mostly fools with credit cards. They’d be immediately raked over the coals for emergency, overtime, weekend installation of a second … Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part II: Preparedness Is Unrewarded
The furnace died and it’s very cold in the winter. Fortunately we’d prepared for such events. We have a wood stove. The wood stove heats the house just fine so long as you keep the fire going. If I were … Continue reading
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The Furnace Chronicles Part I: The Call
Every man has gotten “the call”. This happens when you leave town for a trip. The phone rings and folks back home explain how civilization has gone off the rails in your brief absence. In theory, a woman without a … Continue reading
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