Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 1: Trigger Warning And Dead Furnaces

[Warning: this story touches on spirituality, elections, and hunting. Third rail topics all. If you’re the sort that freaks out over such things, run. Actually, if you’re the sort that reads “trigger warnings” why are you even here? In fact, … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 9: I Made It Home On A Spare With A Smile

It was a fun motorcycle ride. I wish it could have gone on forever. Alas, all things are fleeting. I wisely kept my enthusiasm on a leash. The oncoming storm sounded like the real deal. Hard to imagine it happening … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 8: Sunny Ride To Nowhere

Because of the dreary weather, I started a fire in my tent’s stove before zonking out. I slept like bread in a toaster, waking about once every 3 hours to restart the fire. I had prepared more wood than I … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 7: Chainsaws And Halloween Masks

I got back to camp at an awkward time; too early to make dinner but too late to go gallivanting. The night before I’d used most of the firewood in the camp (it was pretty crappy anyway) so I decided … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 6.6: I Was Called

I was called. I’ve no time to explain. It’s all chaotic and at the last minute. I was pretty happy to be spared a task I dreaded but while you read this I’m probably doing the deed. Unless I’m not. … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 6.5: I Was Willing, But Not Called

[This was to be the last post in the series and the series was to end on election day. Alas, I spent too much time pondering the spiritual and gallivanting in the shoal waters of Luggable Loos and other camping … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 6: Land Navigation

[I return now to the story (and life) so rudely interrupted (for better or worse) by the elections. I hope y’all have been celebrating not just political wins but re-emergence of a society that can manage proper transition of power. … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 5: Tourists And A Flat Tire

Inevitably “tourists” arrived. This is a beautiful place and it’s game season. I knew there would be more action that usual. Even so, I’d underestimated the draw. All morning, UTVs with 2 or 4 people each kept showing up. It … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 4: Sleep Like The Dead Yet Wake Grumpy

I was exhausted. From one point of view I was just a loser sitting on a tree stump whining at the universe; a distraught redneck talking to himself next to a campfire. From another point of view, I was working … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 3: A Discussion Of Some Importance

My hectic day finally drew to close. The campers off in the distance were long asleep. Presumably I was the only awake person within 20 miles. An owl hooted in the forest. Just once and that was it. This was … Continue reading

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