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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Coffee: Now With Additional Awesome
The lovely and talented Mrs. Curmudgeon has given me a gift. This is my mug. You can’t have it. If you want one get your own.
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Things You Need To Know Before You Buy The Farm
There’s no obvious word for what I do. I have a homestead and aim for self reliance…but I still have a day job. Is that “homesteading”? Who knows? Homesteading is a spectrum between Grizzly Adams and the banker’s deluded trophy … Continue reading
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The Interested Listener
My tractor has me depressed. Not because it’s broke. (It’s an antique and I work it like a mule. It has every right to expect maintenance and repair.) It’s because every time I try to fix it I get interrupted. … Continue reading
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A Hearty Welcome To The Club
It’s fun to bitch but our modern world is awesome! Poverty in America in 2011 is the life of a king in 1650. Take any one of our many conveniences out of the usual context and they rock! You need … Continue reading
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NASA Pisses Me Off
NASA pisses me off! America was once awash in excitement about space exploration. We were the balls out badass studs that put a man on the moon! We did something that no human since the beginning of time had accomplished. … Continue reading
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The Chart Of Doom, What Is It Saying?
You’ll find this chart replicated all over the net. I sourced it from calculated risk but it’s referenced in countless other locations as well. I have no indication that it is incorrect. Those of you who are bad at math … Continue reading
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The Drunk Driver Analogy
I just stumbled upon some fresh snark from The Gormogons: “Democrats are the drunks of the debt ceiling debate. Republicans are the friends trying to take away the keys to their car.” It gets better: D: “If you’re too bogus … Continue reading
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Crusader Product Inhibition: Part II: Adaptive Eyewear
There’s a link for donations but they’re not for sale at any price. That’s horrible… Continue reading
Word For The Day: Crusader Product Inhibition: Part I
A test to see if a product is subject to CPI is to buy it. If a flashy website asks for donations but won’t sell it at any price, then CPI has turned it into a marketing tool. It’ll be a cold day in hell before an actual product is delivered to anyone. Continue reading
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Word For The Day: Punitive Ineffectualism: (A.K.A. 2011 Tour of Reality Denial: Part II)
Punitive Ineffectualism: When a person or organization deliberately chooses to be outrageously incompetent to piss people off. Example; “I’d ask Bill to pick up beer for the hunting trip but he doesn’t drink alcohol and he’d buy Zima or some … Continue reading