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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 5.5: Judging Details

Part of why I volunteered to be an election judge was to see for myself “how the sausage is made”. It is better to know than either assume or merely bitch. I could sit down and write reams about what … Continue reading

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Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 5: Judging

In the middle of my busy and eventful “vacation”, I disappeared for a day of election judging… which was even more exhausting than the hauling and lifting of butchering. I may (or may not) give a full report on that … Continue reading

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Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 4: Huntin!

It was shortly after the pre-dawn gloom. A critter walked into view; a fat doe followed by a smaller doe. I hesitated. When would I process it? Wasn’t my freezer already full enough? I had shit on my mind. I … Continue reading

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Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 3: Wombats And Schedules

[Note: my hunting partner is an honorable fellow for whom I have considerable respect. He has no idea I write a blog and he deserves every bit of privacy I can offer. I don’t want him unfairly involved in my … Continue reading

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Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 2: HAMs And Kremlinology

Don’t think I was overly wigged out about the TV. Like I said, it hasn’t been on since early spring when I last heated the house by woodstove. Another week or month or year without large format YouTube videos won’t … Continue reading

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Hunting And Election After Action Report: Part 1: Trigger Warning And Dead Furnaces

[Warning: this story touches on spirituality, elections, and hunting. Third rail topics all. If you’re the sort that freaks out over such things, run. Actually, if you’re the sort that reads “trigger warnings” why are you even here? In fact, … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 9: I Made It Home On A Spare With A Smile

It was a fun motorcycle ride. I wish it could have gone on forever. Alas, all things are fleeting. I wisely kept my enthusiasm on a leash. The oncoming storm sounded like the real deal. Hard to imagine it happening … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 8: Sunny Ride To Nowhere

Because of the dreary weather, I started a fire in my tent’s stove before zonking out. I slept like bread in a toaster, waking about once every 3 hours to restart the fire. I had prepared more wood than I … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 7: Chainsaws And Halloween Masks

I got back to camp at an awkward time; too early to make dinner but too late to go gallivanting. The night before I’d used most of the firewood in the camp (it was pretty crappy anyway) so I decided … Continue reading

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Camping Trip: Part 6.6: I Was Called

I was called. I’ve no time to explain. It’s all chaotic and at the last minute. I was pretty happy to be spared a task I dreaded but while you read this I’m probably doing the deed. Unless I’m not. … Continue reading

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