Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

[It’s -21 as I prepare this post. Stay warm y’all!] In the hours following their epic and manly departure from Billy’s Church of Awesome (and scene of battle!) Billy grew into the role he’d been born to play. The world … Continue reading →

[If you’re new to this story please visit Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels for the whole saga. As a quick update: The Smoking Man is major player in the cabal that spies on everyone and controls everything. He is well … Continue reading →

[If you’re new to this story please visit Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels for the whole shebang. A quick update of the characters in this installment: Fred the hard working heroic cosplay whore was introduced last week, Boo a … Continue reading →

[If you’re new to this story please visit Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels for the whole shebang. If you forgot Twitch MacGuffin, he first appears in Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 09: Who Ya’ Gonna’ Call. I apologize … Continue reading →

[If you’re new to Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels (or forgot because I write at the speed of glacier) you might not know about Boo. Boo is a wicked smart Labrador Retriever who was introduced in chapter 3 and … Continue reading →

[I promised another chapter of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels and here’s the first post. Enjoy!] Vans, as everyone knows, are vehicular catalysts. Stupid or brilliant, things happen when vans are involved. This does not apply to their limp … Continue reading →

There are two groups of readers on this blog; those who know about Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels and those who don’t. For those who don’t, I’m providing this background information. In the autumn of 2016, Mrs. Curmudgeon spooked … Continue reading →