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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Death Wobble: Part II
Captain’s Log, Monday: 10:01 am: AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! 10:02 am: I have abruptly pulled over to the side of the highway. Something has gone suddenly and catastrophically wrong. I would have wet myself but I lacked the presence of mind to do … Continue reading
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Death Wobble: Part I
Captain’s Log, Monday: 10:00 am: I’m piloting my truck down an Interstate’s flawless pavement. My glorious steel steed of freedom is a marvel of precision and torque! It is humming smoothly, tracking like I’m on rails, and hauling a righteous … Continue reading
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The Slow Halting Decline In Prohibition
Today I’m in Denver (actually one of the half dozen interchangeable suburbs that surround Denver proper). I’ve been here before. On the scale of interesting, with one being Des Moines and ten being Shanghai, I rate Denver a solid -4. … Continue reading
Posted in Harangue-a-bang-bang!, Uncategorized
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Word For The Day: Negative Knowledge
Negative Knowledge (Noun) – Information so trivial that it passes the event horizon of information and actually makes a person dumber for having learned it. Continue reading
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Social Observation #2987 – (Or: America’s Hard Core)
Getting along is the hard core way to live and we’re fearless about it! Continue reading
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Ignoring The Superbowl
Yesterday’s conversation at Curmudgeon Compound: Me: “I stopped to fuel up the truck and it was chaos. Cars, trucks, all sorts of people acting like nimrods in heat. It was like opening day of deer season but with fewer rifles. … Continue reading
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Light Posting
I haven’t posted much lately. Mother Nature is trying to kick my ass. I will post more when nature is less focused on reducing me and everyone in my house to a series of ice sculptures surrounded by a collapsed … Continue reading
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This Song Will Never leave Your Head
I’ve always liked The Oatmeal but I had no idea they’d branched out into music videos. (Apparently I live under a rock or something.) My Muse shanked me tipped me off to what I was missing. Warning: It’s entirely unsafe for … Continue reading
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So I’m Not The Only Person Who’s Felt Like This
Dead Man Dance put words on a mental state which heretofore has remained ill defined. “Tired but not sleepy, hungry but vaguely nauseous. What is it that hippies talk about? Chi? Biorythm? I think mine is gone.” It’s a feeling … Continue reading
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Do Not Go Quietly Into The Suck
I fly. Not in the good way, with dragons wings, LSD, or my own bushplane. I fly in the bad way, on commercial airlines. Continue reading
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