Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels!
Please Support This Blog:
Tippers are more attractive to the opposite sex and their chainsaws always start on the first pull. The links are below. Thanks.
-
-
Bat Signal
-
In the event my blog goes down (regardless of reason), I'll communicate information (and possibly an alternate URL) to the following locations:
Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Death Wobble: Part VI
A phone call from a roving Adaptive Curmudgeon to Mrs. Curmudgeon. Ring ring… Mrs. Curmudgeon: “Hello?” Me: “AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!” Mrs. Curmudgeon: “I’ve told you to switch to decaf.” Me: “I HAVE! I’m in Starbucks, surrounded by hipster dipshits, and I’m drinking … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
Death Wobble: Part V
At the Starbucks. After a couple hours and some Internet based review of the word “death wobble”. Ring ring… Me: “Curmudgeon speaking. If you’re a telemarketer prepare to die.” Mechanic: “I checked your truck. It’s ‘death wobble’. You need to … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
Death Wobble: Part IV
Standing at the service counter at a dealership: Mechanic: “What happened.” Me: “I was driving along, everything silky smooth. Then all hell broke loose. The damn truck shook like a meth addict dividing by zero.” Mechanic: “It was a violent … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
Death Wobble: Part III
Captain’s Log, Monday: 10:30 am: I don’t get it. For no apparent reason, the truck went from a smooth running flawless example of modern refinement… to an uncontrollable terrifying vibrating paint mixer that shook my skull loose. 10:40 am: I … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
Death Wobble: Part II
Captain’s Log, Monday: 10:01 am: AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! 10:02 am: I have abruptly pulled over to the side of the highway. Something has gone suddenly and catastrophically wrong. I would have wet myself but I lacked the presence of mind to do … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
Death Wobble: Part I
Captain’s Log, Monday: 10:00 am: I’m piloting my truck down an Interstate’s flawless pavement. My glorious steel steed of freedom is a marvel of precision and torque! It is humming smoothly, tracking like I’m on rails, and hauling a righteous … Continue reading
Posted in Death Wobble, Sagas, Technology of Indignity
Leave a comment
The Slow Halting Decline In Prohibition
Today I’m in Denver (actually one of the half dozen interchangeable suburbs that surround Denver proper). I’ve been here before. On the scale of interesting, with one being Des Moines and ten being Shanghai, I rate Denver a solid -4. … Continue reading
Posted in Harangue-a-bang-bang!, Uncategorized
Leave a comment
Word For The Day: Negative Knowledge
Negative Knowledge (Noun) – Information so trivial that it passes the event horizon of information and actually makes a person dumber for having learned it. Continue reading
Posted in Word For The Day
Leave a comment
Social Observation #2987 – (Or: America’s Hard Core)
Getting along is the hard core way to live and we’re fearless about it! Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Leave a comment
Ignoring The Superbowl
Yesterday’s conversation at Curmudgeon Compound: Me: “I stopped to fuel up the truck and it was chaos. Cars, trucks, all sorts of people acting like nimrods in heat. It was like opening day of deer season but with fewer rifles. … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Leave a comment