Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

About AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Makin’ Bacon: Part 2

Last winter, as it always does, tried to kill us all. The weather broke just before I did. When I could take no more and the snowblower was dead and the pony trailer was on flats and the woodpile was … Continue reading

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Makin’ Bacon: Part 1 – The Pusher

She smiled, well aware she’d scored a direct hit on the combination of greed and bacon frenzy seething through my brain. Continue reading

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Pivot To Bacon

I was glaring through clouds of mosquitoes at the ravaged mess that was my field. It was depressing. I’d worked hard. I’d given it an honest effort. It was an agricultural face plant. I’d created a big fat ugly multi-acre … Continue reading

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Corn Vs Wood

A dozen ears of corn costs about $4. A cord of split and delivered wood costs about $150. You do the math. Continue reading

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Your Secrets Aren’t Safe

I have found a literary masterpiece which will ring true to most men. Click to Front Porch Republic, you’ll be glad you did. Some quotes to whet your appetite: In the beginning: “…there’s much work to do—and five secrets to … Continue reading

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Independence Day

The Constitution Of The United States The Declaration Of Independence

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Canada Day

For our friends to the north. (It’s a day late but Americans are known for procrastination so it’s OK.)

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Wasp Habitat

Sorry to interject politics into a happy story about a redneck pissing on a wasp nest but the whole thing reminds me of Toyota. Continue reading

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Blogroll Addition – Sippican Cottage

I update my blogroll like Congress passes budgets. After a couple years of procrastination I finally remembered to add Sippican Cottage. Continue reading

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Blogroll Addition – The Blogess

I forgot to mention a blogroll addition. Continue reading

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