Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Today I put on a favorite old t-shirt and it didn’t fit well. Luckily it was tight around the shoulders. I can live with that. I’m posting the following guidelines (which apply to men only): If the shirt is too … Continue reading →

I’m all about cheap simple solutions. Behold the Faraday cage! What you’re looking at is a sleeve made of duct tape and tinfoil. The silver and gold is actually duct tape. The tinfoil is inside. (I should invest in less … Continue reading →

Today we’re going to play a game I call “what the hell is this thing”. My next post will provide the answer.

It was time for a nuclear reset. I had my doubts but I also had nothing to lose. I was feeling might sheepish about abandoning my usual Curmudgeonly preference for old school paper books. I’d trapped myself in the soft … Continue reading →

I posted a while back about my ailing Kindle. I got a lot of advice. None of it worked. As a man who talks to murderous trees and considers baking bread a contact sport, I did not go quietly into … Continue reading →

A few weeks before Christmas I had a bad week with computers. I was a walking EMP pulse. Everything electronic that I use daily was in orbital decay. I was not a happy camper. I decided the best solution was … Continue reading →

Mrs. Curmudgeon and I were having lunch at a coffee shop in a nearby small town. “Hey”, says I, “let’s go check out that new hydroponics shop that just opened up.” Indeed there just happens to be a small hydroponics … Continue reading →

I finished painting the ceiling without spilling one damn drop on the Mrs.’s precious bathroom fixtures and tile floor! I dodged a bullet while slipping a noose and whistling past a graveyard. (It’s a triple metaphor accomplishment!) I’ve never before … Continue reading →

I’d like to come up with a post appropriate for today but Dave Barry, as always, has it well in hand. No need for me to worry about it when America’s low rent modern Mark Twain is on the case. … Continue reading →