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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Woodpile Report: Round #1

[Three weeks ago I admitted my “keep the pipes thawed” initiative was off to a slow start. However, firewood is not a sprint it’s a marathon. I recently made some (limited) progress.] Round #1: A friend had trees interfering with … Continue reading

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Quote Of The Day

I’m a little late noticing it but it’s still a gem: “The core of being awesome is this: ‘I wanted to do it, so I found a way and did it.’” The rest can be found On A Wing and … Continue reading

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Today I Can’t Ignore The Bullshit (But Tomorrow Will Be Better)

The election cycle’s stupid is already flowing. The press is in heat for their BFF party and begging for a quick grope under the bleachers. Unbiased journalists like former White House Communications Director George Stephanopoulos, Imaginary War Hero Brian Williams, … Continue reading

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Garageneering: Time Travel: Alternate Universe Ending

One response to my last post was the following: “My bet is that the redneck’s pit bull woulda had a mouthful o’ nuts as soon as you stepped on Dumbass’ hand.” Challenge Accepted! Horatio Thaddeus McSweeny, hereafter known as Dumbass, … Continue reading

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Garageneering: Time Travel: A Plot Twist

One of my commenters has mentioned something about rednecks and pitbulls as a hole in my perfectly reasonable plot. There will be a new alternate, alternate, post shortly.

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Garageneering: Time Travel

The retrofit of a decrepit garage was going poorly. The Curmudgeon, being Adaptive and all, realized the solution to this wasn’t in the present. It was with the dipshit that made the mess in the first place. So he retreated … Continue reading

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The Ant Has Been Grasshoppering

Last winter I had just the right amount of firewood. This is a miracle of predictive wisdom in a “just in time” warehousing economy. It’s “working without a net” in the redneck economy. Being righteously freaked out I’ve been meaning … Continue reading

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Unreality Rant: Part 2

[This post was composed as I drove from nowhere to nowhere… and was driven batty by NPR.] A few weeks later I was on the road again. My cell phone rang. (Better service every year.) “Some dude shot up a … Continue reading

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Unreality Rant: Part 1

[I apologize for the overly long post. I was trapped in a truck cab and had time to think. You’ve been warned.] I’ve been on the road a lot. I’ve tried (and probably failed) to capture the spirit of reality … Continue reading

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Wrong Cat

Our main feline defensive perimeter (outdoor cat) was formerly a bad ass. It beat the shit out of everything cat sized and killed anything small enough to be eaten. It was a bully, a jerk, a monster. Yet I had … Continue reading

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