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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love (Tolerate?) The Bomb
I haven’t blogged lately. I’m busy rectifying deferred maintenance and sipping bourbon. Also I’m reluctant to comment on the creepy obfuscation of our election cycle. Yet it’s too big to ignore. It’s not the 800 pound gorilla in the room… … Continue reading
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New Cat Report: Part 4: We Defend Against Cat Seizure
With no warning Mrs. Curmudgeon shouted; “Lock and load! They’re coming for the cat!” Nothing will light a paranoid survivalist type’s fuse like hearing “lock and load“! I jumped up, spilled my coffee, and made a gesture which meant roughly … Continue reading
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New Cat Report: Part 3: Portraiture
Mrs. Curmudgeon drew a picture of Skullcrusher Lord Fluffington.
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New Cat Report: Part 2: New Employee Training Program
Hours later I woke from a restful nap. The fire was filling my heart with warmth. The cat was purring like a motor. All was well. What had been the source of my bad attitude? I couldn’t recall. At any … Continue reading
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New Cat Report: Part 1: Dark Before The Dawn
It was mid-January. Things hadn’t been going well. I trudged in from the snow to a cold and empty house. The weather had been mild; at least for mid-January. The fact that it wasn’t flat out, breath catchingly, pipe freezingly, … Continue reading
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Big Mike Bananas And Our Normal Lives In The Post-Apocalypse: Part 2
If you’ve been reading you know that bananas are genetically maladapted, poised to drop dead en masse, and there’s a pathogen that’s actively and globally killing every banana it can. (You also know I consider the zombie apocalypse just another … Continue reading
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Big Mike Bananas And Our Normal Lives In The Post-Apocalypse: Part 1
Pondering the zombie apocalypse reminds me of bananas. I love bananas. They’re my dirt cheap, yummy, easy to peel, oddly exotic, genetically maladapted fruit of choice. Bananas are one of many mundane things for which I’m thankful. I’m old enough … Continue reading
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Big Mike Bananas And Our Normal Lives In The Post-Apocalypse: Part 0
I only enjoy post-apocalyptic movies and books to a point. Eventually I get frustrated and start to rant. It goes something like this: “OK fine! Almost everyone died when they dropped the bomb/loosed the menace/opened the magic vault. It was … Continue reading
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I’m Back: Part 4: It Just Doesn’t Matter
When party leadership rejects its member’s views is it really a “party”? Recently I’m not sure “party” is appropriate. “Gang”, “bullies bossing stooges”, or “oligarchs and useful idiots” all seem more descriptive. I’m not worried. The nation doesn’t need parties … Continue reading
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I’m Back: Part 3: Why I Smoke In Front Of My Cat
After three days of mouselike quivering in the truck cab listening to the Evil and Stupid party jockey into mutually assured destruction I dropped all contact with “news”. I was in constant motion. I hadn’t surfed the net, listened to … Continue reading
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