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Lesbian Squirrels: Part 11: Like You Didn’t See This Coming
On August 21, 1957 Russia completed its first successful test of the R-7 launch vehicle new. The ICBM was born. On July 9, 1959 the United States declared that it’s version of the ICBM, an armed Atlas A rocket, was … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 10: Subtle Foreshadowing
Edward had literally filled the tree with female squirrels and showed no sign of slowing down. Mary wondered what would happen when he ran out of squirrels. Even as this thought crossed her mind there was a swoosh as Edward … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 9: Student Loans Unleashed
Dr. Simone Moonglow Lenin Rothschild frowned at her computer screen. As a teacher of Advanced Grievance Indoctrination she was required to give these idiots a grade. Yet here it was in black and white, all five of them had aced … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 8: The Transspecies Drone Of Denuttifying
Mary and Terry perched in a tree observing their work. A hunting raptor is an awe-inspiring creature. Terry shivered a little. To think they controlled such power! Edward was eager to demonstrate his new abilities. They would be so proud! … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 7: Finally, A Competent Hero
The “High Priority Emergency Interagency Meeting” was playing out like they usually do. Members of various bureaucracies were clucking like hens and talking about budgets. Meanwhile a terrified technical analyst was slumped over a chair weeping. The Cigarette Smoking Man … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 6: The Menace Of Undetectable Bullshit
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 23rd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] The analyst … Continue reading
Squirrel Call: My Dog Hates Me Now
Not only have I had squirrels on my blog (because they’ve harnessed Abba and may destroy life as we know it!) but I’ve slipped out into the woods a few times and done some small game hunting. Every year I grow more fond … Continue reading
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Lesbian Squirrels: Part 5: The Pretentious Git With A Large Vocabulary Learns New Words
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 22nd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Things were … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 4: Witness The Power Of Abba
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 21st, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Thousands of … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 3: OK Then You Explain It
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 20th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] A few … Continue reading