Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

About AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

The Mystery Is Solved

The mystery is solved… cocaine in the White House appeared through undetectable magic. It’s utterly beyond the ability of our law enforcement agencies to figure it out. It may have been aliens. It may have spontaneously generated. Bigfoot can’t be … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Camping Gear

This post was supposed to be typed into an Alphasmart Neo during a campout. It wasn’t. It was typed during a “campout absence picnic / dry run”. The campout idea isn’t dead; far from it! (Plans only truly fail when … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments

Pleasantly Uneventful

Didja’ notice? I’ll bet you didn’t! All hell broke loose and none of it mattered. How awesome is that?!? OK, it’s a trick question. I went off line two weeks ago and so my sense of timing is different than … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments

This Tungsten Cube Cured My Mortality

I can add nothing to the world’s most perfect video.

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Gear Doesn’t Matter

This fellow has a good point. It’s only a six minute video and it’s well worth your time.      

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

Keep On Keeping On

[I’ve been limiting my consumption of politics. Too many lies will give you indigestion. Even so, corruption and manipulation is so damn prevalent that it’s hard to evade. Maybe they’ve slipped past your guard. If so, I hope today’s post … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Honda Pacific Coast, Analysis Of The Bedonkanonk

The trunk of a Honda Pacific-Coast is the weirdest and most useful feature of the bike. (The other is chill… which I’ll discuss later.) For future adventures touring and (hopefully!) motocamping I need to know how much I can carry. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 24 Comments

1989: You Had To Be There

Turn the Wayback machine to a long forgotten place… the past. The year is 1989. In case you think modern times are uniquely shit, culture in 1989 was already starting to suck. For no good reason whatsoever, this was a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

PC800 Videos

In case you’re wondering what kind of abomination I’ve acquired, here are some videos to chew on.

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Motorcycle Hunting: Done The Deed

The deed is done. I veered from the path of predictability which, Adaptive Curmudgeon that I am, is a common occurrence. I carefully considered all options. When you carefully think things over you are more likely to chose something ideal … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments