Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

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I’ve referred to a few songs in my Lesbian Squirrels series. I’ll open the squirrel posts up to all viewers eventually. In the meantime here are the songs:  

“And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? … And you may say to yourself, ‘my God! What have I done?’” The people have spoken and they want lesbian squirrels. For me, this is a change of … Continue reading →

I’ve fallen off the “no-politics” bandwagon so very hard! Forgive me! Complaining that Hillary’s “ass pneumonia” (I’ll bet my ass it’s not just pneumonia) is a bullshit story is shooting willfully deluded fish in an exceptionally small barrel. Is there anybody … Continue reading →

Hillary and The Hairball are appalling candidates. Arguably they’re appalling people. Americans would be better served by normal human beings. Therefore, I’m providing a sample hypothetical candidate. It’s a teaching moment for the reptilians running both parties. I sincerely hope … Continue reading →

I had a weird weekend. I spilled motor oil all over, got stung by a hornet, and painted myself into a corner about “lesbian squirrels”. (The squirrels thing could turn out to be fun.) You know who had a terrible … Continue reading →

There is a t-shirt I’d seen. It has the following happy message: There is no hope. It’s fucked. Everything is ruined. All is lost. We’re doomed. Nothing can save us. Whatever is done will fail. There’s only misery left. We’re … Continue reading →

OK fine, you win! Enough people hit my tip jar that I cannot avoid the obvious: The people have spoken and they demand lesbian squirrels! Please be patient, there’s going to be a small delay while I fold, spindle, and … Continue reading →

I was pleased with last week’s series of posts. I managed to make jokes about racism, exploding skunks, and Walmart. The world needs bullshit that doesn’t run for office and I aim to please. Also any time you type the … Continue reading →