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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Zombie Pirates In Cheesehead Land: Part 1: Never Turn Your Back On A Community Organizer
I avoided commenting on the NFL brouhaha until the early stages had passed. Now, because of an amusing link I’ll provide a few posts hence, I’ll offer my unsolicited opinion: The current NFL shitstorm is proof that too many Americans … Continue reading
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Gremlins!
Kim Du Toit is guilt of…. something. Look below if you dare: That’s a ’74 AMC Gremlin. Or as I like to say; “a total &*@(^^ piece of &^(^@^$!” I have an inexhaustible well of hate for the AMC Gremlin. … Continue reading
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For Rae And I’ll Let Rick & Morty Do The Talking
Rae asked for more homesteading and fewer squirrels. I responded with an explanation of how the sausage is made and had good intentions of writing a genuine homesteading post. Then (for unrelated reasons) crawled into a bottle of El Jimador … Continue reading
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I Had A Bad Day
…so Mrs. Curmudgeon brought home a present. (I’m referring to the tequila and not the hammer, though both have similar effects to your head.) She bought my favorite brand and even got the supersized bottle. Everything is fine but I … Continue reading
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain
Billy sipped his beer and waited for the chaos to ebb. This was a time for patience; the weirder shit got, the shorter it would last. Billy made a quick mental census. The two extreme greeters Billy had shot had … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 18: One Less Ball For Mankind
Terry, completely unaware of Mary’s fate, was wreaking havoc on the cockpit. Flying from control to control, flipping switches at random, obscuring the pilot’s view of gauges, and eventually finding an opening in the co-pilot’s pantleg at the boot cuff. … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 17: 400’ Flying Knife Attack
Mary and Terry zoomed up the helicopter’s cable at the speed of squirrel. At the top Mary launched herself at the face of the winch operator. The operator had been handling tear gas cartridges and had a clear face shield … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 16: Goose Huntin’ With Chigger
Across the street, Chigger Johnson was thrashing through the brush. He had an illegal goose blind nestled between the highway and the train tracks in a six-acre strip of largely ignored brush. Chigger felt the easiest way to facilitate a … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 15: Bart Meets A Non-Racist
The afterglow of the world’s first Ursus Americana turbo wedgie didn’t last long. With immense ferocity, an explosion tore part of the roof from the building. Everyone scattered; except Billy. He stepped back two paces, planted his feet carefully, and … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 14: Fractional Reserve K-cups
Back at the convenience store Billy and Doogie high-fived. They had just witnessed history’s first interspecies turbo wedgie. It was amazing! Bart spit out the stretched remains of a pair of Joe Boxer underwear and grinned. His experiment with human-based … Continue reading