I tested my online form carefully. It worked. Then it didn’t. Go figure.
I’ve switched to a new plan. Send me an e-mail.
Go to https://adaptivecurmudgeon.com/sawhorses/ for the form and links to how to pay.
I put the whole thing here too. Sorry about the delay.
Step 1: E-mail this form.
Replace question marks and email to ac@adaptivecurmudgeon.com My email is: ????@????.??? My address is: ???Street??? ???Town???, ?State? ?Zip? My name is: ?????????????? These are the things I want: 1 <- Flat shipping cost of $7. (Required.) ? <- Number of Jigs that are yellow. $12.50 each. ? <- Number of Jigs that are red. $12.50 each. ? <- Number of Rigs that are brown. $18.50 each. ? <- Number of Rigs that are transparent turquoise. $18.50 each. Is this a present (indicate one option): ? <- I need it by Christmas. ? <- After Christmas is fine. Deduct $0.50 off cost! How I'll pay for it (indicate one option): ? <- Paypal (link is below). ? <- Buy Me A Coffee (link is below). ? <- Patreon (link is below). ? <- A physical check sent to P.O. Box 133, Bagley, MN 56621.
Step 2: Pay in any of several ways.
It would be handy if the name you email with the form and matches the payment but so long as you give me enough information I’ll match ’em.
This is the link to “Buy Me A Coffee”:
This is the link to Patreon:
You can send a paper check. Crazy right? Feels as dated as the Pony Express. But snailmail still works. My super-secret lair is nowhere near the PO box but I get stuff forwarded from there.
A. Curmudgeon
PO Box 133
Bagley, MN 56621


I’ve had worse purchasing experiences on actual business sites before- pretty excited to make some sawhorses with these!
I’m stoked that people like the jigs and rigs. I didn’t plan the “selling form”… whoops. You’ll like the sawhorses. They look handsome and work great.
BTW: Your order and payment is confirmed.
I filled the old form and payed via CC on PayPal. Does this mean you didn’t get to and I have to do it again?
I got the payment but not the instructions on what to build. I’ll send an e-mail to you privately in about ten minutes. Reply to that and I’ll get everything sorted out.
Once again, sorry about my failed form.
Are you sure you are not Barry Soetoro in Whiteface???
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Ha ha ha. I’m sure if I had $1.7 billion to spend on it I’d have a decent online shopping cart app on day one.
I wanted two rigs and two jigs yellow and brown. PayPal took the money.
Confirmed. I sent you an email.
Remember when the internet was good and things worked?
yeah, that was great.
It’s been a while. Remember when the internet was specifically designed to disseminate information and it actually did that? If I hadn’t lived then I wouldn’t believe it now.
The good news is my dumb old-fashioned “cut / paste / email” method is actually working. I’m a rebel!