The Mystery Is Solved

The mystery is solved… cocaine in the White House appeared through undetectable magic. It’s utterly beyond the ability of our law enforcement agencies to figure it out. It may have been aliens. It may have spontaneously generated. Bigfoot can’t be ruled out.

Here’s how I sum it up:

It’s a mystery that will be a mystery for as long as it needs to be a mystery.

One week ago I wrote this:

“Speaking of Hunter being a snake, cocaine turned up in the Whitehouse… because of course it did. As you’d expect, nobody has the slightest idea what it means and it’ll fade with time.”

This one faded FASTer than a gay mass shooter! Merely six days later I read the Epstein suicide announcement:

“The Secret Service has concluded its investigation into the small bag of cocaine found at the White House and has been unable to identify a suspect, two sources familiar with the investigation told CNN.”

It’s concluded. It’s over. Nothing to see here. Quit thinking about it because it’s forever unknowable. An illegal thing happened, it happened in the Whitehouse, there’s absolutely no way anyone anywhere can ever figure it out, so stop asking rude questions. The Secret Service has tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas.

Of course this is all very silly. I’m sure coke has been in the Whitehouse before (oddly Trump was drug free but most of the last 50 years there’s been the possibility of illegal drugs). If JFK didn’t leave a stash, Obama didn’t have a “choom room”, or Bush Jr. didn’t have “youthful indiscretions” I’d be shocked.

Perhaps the real miracle is that we even heard about the cocaine. What can we read into that tiny bit of truth?

Meanwhile, the press tells us that Joe Biden’s Whitehouse is as pure as the driven snow. Because of course it is.

While you’re at it you might as well repeat the undeniable, unquestionable, legally actionable, enforced at length, complete totality of truth that Joe Biden got more votes than any other candidate in history.

Say it! Say it out loud! Make your lefty friends say it. Make them turn off NPR, look you right in the eye, and say “Joe Biden got more votes than any other candidate in history.” Make them say it again next Tuesday. Make them say it when cluster bombs are shipped to Ukraine. Make them say it when groceries cost another $100 a month. Make sure to look the situation head on… especially amid those who are uncomfortable with it. Do this because to tell the truth is good and to unearth and expose a lie is also good. We are almost literally required by law to accept that statement. So make damn sure it’s front and center every day.

Don’t forget Biden has political poisoners to prove it his righteous claim!

Pay attention to political prisoners. The only difference between you and them is that you’re not yet in jail. You’d like to think you’re not in jail because you’re law abiding but what is this “law” are you talking about? Is it the same law that allows someone (?) to drop cocaine in the Whitehouse? Ask Trump about the protection we have under rule of law. You aren’t out of jail because you’re law abiding and on January 2020 avoided stupid people doing stupid things. You’re out of jail because you’re not yet in jail. Nothing written on paper will protect you if it doesn’t protect them.

Further, if the regime wants to investigate you it will… for as long as it takes. Again, Trump can tell you all about it. Or General Flynn. Or Rudy Giuliani. Even if they’re all flaming assholes, what matters is that we all need law not “law”; including Biden’s political prisoners. Unlike the mystery of spontaneously generating cocaine that lasted a couple of weeks, Biden’s been chasing Jan. 6 protesters for two years. “[T]wo years after rioters stormed the U.S. Capitol, prosecutors have now charged more than 1,000 people in relation to the Jan. 6, 2021, attack.”

Got that? Two years, 1,000 arrests, endless funding to lawfare anyone and anything for as long as it takes. Now that I think about it, they never found weapons or cocaine on January 6th. The DOJ went after every Bank of America record nationwide harder than the Secret Service checked a plastic baggie of physical proof.

This doesn’t mean I think all is lost. Far from it! I think we’re at a juncture a lot like when Churchill said:

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

It’s not over, but you can sense the desperation. They will continue to try to make every American say “I have no doubt that Biden’s record breaking vote is unquestionably perfect” but their heart isn’t in it anymore. They have slowly given up on establishing either real legitimacy or the appearance of it. Now, all that matters is what they can do. Whatever they have done, is so far what they can do. This seems to be breaking up. The tide turns slowly.

Unlike the fairy tale, the spell isn’t broken as soon as everyone realizes the truth. When the king has no clothes and you know it’s true… then what? Sometimes the truth is irrelevant. Sometimes the king keeps marching around naked… even when everyone knows the king is a buck naked moron.

Enjoy the ride! Breathe deep of what persists, even if it is of inertia. So far the grid is still up, inflation isn’t yet hyperinflation, and there aren’t tanks on the streets. Enjoy that!

Ours is an interesting time to be alive. One of your tasks is to remember the “before times”. Folks in the future may need to know what it was like before law became “law”. Be ready to tell them. And, maybe it won’t go that far. I saw the Berlin Wall fall without a shot fired. I watched crowds chant “let’s go Brandon”. Trump fills stadiums bigger than anything Elvis could do… and he does it while under indictment. Who expected that? It may be a time of chaos but not yet resignation.

Having no idea what’s next may be this era’s blessing. You’re free. You’re free of expectations. You don’t know what comes next. Nor do I. Savor it.

Until COVID, I thought county fairs were boring. Now, when I see one that’s “allowed” to happen I appreciate it. County fairs were not stopped for WW2 but they were stopped by panic just three years ago. How weird yet beautiful is it that they’ve returned? How much more do I appreciate the little things?

Nobody knows how much corruption can be stacked up in public before it matters. We know how much corruption has already been verified. We’ve got an idea what will be verified next. But we don’t know how deep the rabbit hole go before it matters. So enjoy your county fair.

The big one won’t even hit for a few years yet. We don’t know if the next election will be an election or an “election”. Lucky us; we will find out!

The best you can do is keep your soul clean and ride the wave. Keep your head on a swivel, avoid crowds, and trust nobody. If the world crawls up it’s own ass that’s the world’s problem. You don’t have to follow.

Make popcorn and laugh about mystery cocaine. The third act in the greatest of shows may be on stage soon.