Some basic announcements for the upcoming weekend:
- I’m going off grid for a while. This is normal. No cause for alarm. My absence probably will be brief… unless it isn’t. In which case it just means the trout were biting; or possibly I went feral and now live in a tree stump.
- I officially have a designated Bat Signal. In the unlikely event I wind up deplatformed, Wilder, Wealthy, and Wise has kindly offered to be an alternate source of contact. Should this blog disappear, check there. Theoretically, I’ll get in touch with him (possibly by telekinetic carrier pigeon) and his blog will post relevant information. “Curmudgeon has been attacked by Jeff Bezos’ flying monkeys. Curmudgeon reports that flying monkeys move just like skeet and taste like chicken. Curmudgeon has moved his blog to http://YouCantStopTheSignal.FU”. I mean to work out a more complete system but am currently indulging in procrastination. More on this topic will follow; assuming I get my ass in gear to do it.
- The generous offer of Wilder, Wealthy, and Wise has encouraged me to offer the same courtesy to others. E-mail me privately before the Storm Troopers surround your bunker, so I can be ready. Not after. Before. That’s how things like this work.
- I totally dig that I can set bullet points to Greek.
- Enjoy your weekend. Let’s all pray that the ruling kakistocracy doesn’t fuck up more than it’s base level of complete and utter incompetence while the rest of us are relaxing.