Mitt Romney: “I want to use social media anonymously. What’s a good pseudonym?”
Anthony Weiner: “Carlos Danger just sent you an image.”
Mitt Romney: “Ugh!”
Anthony Weiner: “Pseudonyms are great!”
Mitt Romney: “I chose ‘Pierre Delecto’. Nobody will figure it out.”
New York Times: “What the fuck?”
Adaptive Curmudgeon: “Y’all suck at thinking up pseudonyms.”
Donald Trump: “Pseudonyms are for pussies!”
The Mount Rushmore of great awful pseudonyms has one space left after Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and Pierre Delecto. First come, first served.
I’m partial to Ford Prefect, the pseudonym chosen by a fictional character in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
If you skimp a bit on your research, it does seem perfectly inconspicuous.
Yeah, bur Ford Prefect will get you possibly sued by Ford as it’s an actual car. I’m partial to Zaphod Beeblebrox but, again, copyright.
It should be a misdemeanor to dope slap politicians. At least we can (mostly) safely mock them.
It should be a civic duty to dope slap politicians. At least mockery is a good alternative. Have you noticed, it’s the least accomplished politicians that have the lowest tolerance for mockery?
What else would anyone expect from a filthy piece of Koch-sucking Rove Republican swill like Mittens? I mean, he fits in VERY well with Songbird McShame, Lyin’ Ryan, Weepy, and the entire Shrub clan, including their “adopted son” Little Marco…