House of Eratosthenes comes out of his corner swinging and it’s glorious. I encourage you to go there and read the concentrated awesome. Here’s a clip to whet your appetite:
“Pay your bills. Earn a living. Put food in the fridge. Come have Christmas dinner with us. Study for this exam. Take out the garbage. Cut the front lawn. Change the oil in my car without stripping the threads on my drain plug. Cut up these cardboard boxes for recycling pickup without getting blood on my garage floor. Bring back the Ark of the Covenant. Pick up a gallon of milk on the way home. Figure out who Keyser Söze is. Trim the hedge. Sweep the walk. Change your kid’s diaper. Make the coffee. Repel the alien invasion. Apply the server hotfix. Redeem humanity of its sins. Chill the wine. Cook the roast. Peel the carrots. Blow up the Death Star.
In short…PERFORM TO EXPEC-FUCKING-TATIONS.”
Best paragraph ever!
He forgot the “And shove a broom up your backside and sweep up as you go around the place”. >};o)