Monthly Archives: December 2017

[I spent a while thinking about how to write this post. I never came to a conclusion so I just did it. If it sounds like I’ve gone full snowflake; I haven’t. I’m still the same grumpy self-reliant asshole I’ve … Continue reading →

In a P.S. to my last post I mentioned I’d had an… um… surprise while wring outlets. I’ve since received several comments, all of which which were awesome. To clarify: I was “shocked” not “electrocuted”. Proof of this is that … Continue reading →

First of all, real men start counting at zero. Because computers. Second, math people are not limited to integers. Thus, you’re reading part 1/2 of a story. Third, dictation software is not as awesome as it seems.* More about that … Continue reading →

This morning there was one acorn in my boot. Not 50 acorns. Not 1000 acorns. Just one. Just one!?! Those bastards! The mice are fucking with me! I’m being gaslit by Mus musculus and it’s going to give me a … Continue reading →

Interesting timing. I just hit “post tomorrow” on a 1500 word rant about “don’t use scandal as a political tool unless you don’t have scandal in your circle”. My thesis was that the party of D was ill advised to … Continue reading →

Theo Spark provided this handy representation of the Mueller Probe. You can stop here if you want. It’s not the season for politics. You’re still reading? OK, that’s your call. I’ve been avoiding political commentary. Negativity is bad for everyone (including … Continue reading →

My last post mentioned Gator fan, convicted felon, and former United States Congresswoman Corrine Brown. She took the time, during congressional testimony, to utter these sage words: “One, two, three, four, five, them there Gators don’t take no jive!” She reminds … Continue reading →

Dave Barry has the “mocking Florida” situation well in hand. For that public service we should all thank him. A while ago I bought his first pure fiction book: Big Trouble. It was excellent and I recommend it to everyone. … Continue reading →

I’ve been busier than a one-armed paper hanger (hence the infrequent posts). However, I’ve blocked out a single hour in my overclocked insane unreasonable hectic schedule for my favorite show; Grand Tour. It starts again December 8th and I can’t wait: … Continue reading →