Monthly Archives: May 2017

My mower broke and while stacking wood I took out my arms. (No worries, I’ll heal.) So I was bored and looking for the webpage where some dude makes an AK out of a shovel (I swear I saw that somewhere)… … Continue reading →

Dr. Mingo had a shitty day. We’ve all been there. In order to cheer him up I present a Eurythmics cover in banjo. Nothin’ makes a day better than banjo. I like Sweet Dreams but I have to admit it … Continue reading →

Review: It’s a solid A-. It’s about as unsucky as Disney can get but it still sucks… because everything Hollywood excretes on the screen sucks lately. This movie, shitty as it is, is about the best you can do. Details: … Continue reading →

J Edgar Hoover ran the FBI as if it were his private secret police force. He exceeded his authority, and spied on, blackmailed, harassed, intimidated, and threatened everyone. He became politically unstoppable. He was in power for 48 years. Though hated … Continue reading →

I’m pretty sure this guy works for my nearest Chrysler dealership.

[This is the second of a two part post. I left the first part in the queue rather than letting it go live. Quite by accident, the first part (which I’d carefully wordsmithed) addressed politics with insufficient satire. For example, it … Continue reading →

Back at the house I explained everything to Mrs. Curmudgeon. “They’re so sweet. Can we keep em?” “No. We already kicked the cat out. No more pets. You have to let them go.” “Aww…” “And no more tractors either.” Fair … Continue reading →

Florence and Jane loved the coffee. It gave me the excuse I needed to investigate the finer points of gopher killin’. It was a great conversation. (Florence, who’s hearing aid was on the fritz and thus hadn’t responded to my … Continue reading →