My friend (and occasional contributor) Dr. Mingo just uttered the quote of the year:
“I don’t have time for this shit. I just want to play my fucking banjo!”
Indeed.
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I hear banjos. Keep driving…
I hear banjos. Paddle faster!
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Or you might just hear “Gonna make you squeal like a pig, boy …”.
Right on…
I love banjos. However if you don’t have a banjo there is always this.
“My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
Waterloo – I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo – Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo – Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Waterloo – Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo – Finally facing my Waterloo
My, my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo – I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo – Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo – Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Waterloo – Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo – Finally facing my Waterloo
So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose –
Waterloo – Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Waterloo – Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo – Finally facing my Waterloo “