Upstairs in his apartment Janice was writing in her journal:
09:45 Buy a new cat.
Ali the cat was perched out of reach on top of the refrigerator. He beamed with joy. He stretched and flexed his claws. Then he sauntered past a weeping Janice to the food bowls. He cleaned them both and licked his pawed. Tyson had not merely been drop kicked but had been hurled into a tree.
Best day ever!
If you’re relieved this part of the story is only 73 words instead of the usual 1,500 word slog, you might want to click below.
So long as I’m making fun of cats, here’s a frog that has outclassed Terry and Mary: http://dailypundit.com/2017/03/28/off-topic-and-galloping-interest/