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Monthly Archives: February 2017
Coffee Moment: Details
Kyle asked about our off grid (non-electric) coffee grinder. Here it is (image linked to Amazon): I highly recommend it. You can unscrew the glass bowl and use it to store your freshly ground coffee. Brilliant. Plus it works well. … Continue reading
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This Is How It’s Done
My local gas station periodically has a coffee can next to the cash register. It’s an informal community response to unfortunate (and invariably expensive) events. There will be a little description of what happened “Sam Smith had a car accident … Continue reading
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The Curmudgeon Screws Up The Superbowl: Part 3
Lady GaGa at the Superbowl… Christ on a Cracker, when did life get so weird? There’s a thing I recommend to all people (and in particular Americans). Unplug from the Matrix for a bit, shake it out, relax, breathe, then … Continue reading
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The Curmudgeon Screws Up The Superbowl: Part 2
I have to admit, I don’t do sportsball. It didn’t have to be this way. As a kid I had baseball cards, a glove with which I occasionally (almost by accident it seems) caught a ball, a ball which my … Continue reading
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The Curmudgeon Screws Up The Superbowl: Part 1
I was in [redacted] doing [redacted] for [redacted] when it dawned on me that A.) it was Sunday so why the hell was I working so hard, 2.) it was Superbowl Sunday and why the hell didn’t I know that … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 7: Billy Takes A Walk On The Wild Side
How would you know you’d hit rock bottom? This weighed upon Billy’s mind as he drove. He concluded one sign was grasping at straws. Delivering 10 pizzas to the middle of nowhere was grasping at straws. He wanted the money; … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 6: Carpe-ing The Diem
Billy was itching to deliver a pizza. You can’t make money just standing around. The phone rang and an order went up on the screen. Two small vegetarian pizzas for a few blocks away. Billy recognized the address. It was … Continue reading