Annual Reading Pleasure: Dave Barry’s 2016 Year In Review

I always enjoy Dave Barry’s annual article and 2016 was a target rich environment. Here’s a sample:

“SEPTEMBER

… Clinton and Trump square off in the first presidential debate, which leads to a national conversation about an issue of vital concern to all Americans, namely the alleged weight gain of Alicia Machado, Miss Universe 1996. This topic is raised by Clinton in an obvious attempt to bait Trump into wasting valuable campaign time talking about something that cannot possibly benefit him, so naturally Trump, who by his own admission has an extremely high IQ, latches onto it like a barnacle onto the Titanic.”

Enjoy.