Joke of the day:
“I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles today.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.”
Hat tip to Bayou Renaissance Man.
Joke of the day:
“I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles today.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.”
Hat tip to Bayou Renaissance Man.
Tippers are more attractive to the opposite sex and their chainsaws always start on the first pull. The links are below. Thanks.
Bat Signal
In the event my blog goes down (regardless of reason), I'll communicate information (and possibly an alternate URL) to the following locations:
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
I swallowed two pieces of string. I shit you knot.
🙂