In keeping with my current obsession theme of deliberate illiteracy and, more importantly, why it pisses me off, I present this:
You’ve got to be kidding!
Remember folks, they walk among us! Returning to the article that set me off:
“What I wonder is whether everyone needs to be taught how to write an essay.”
Yes. Yes they do. You can stop wondering now.
A.C.
(Hat tip to Lonely Libertarian.)
W0w, Wuts rong w/prsn hoo rote that? Its “chikin!”
And they keep telling me Idiocracy wasn’t a documentary.
AC, please tell me that sign is a joke.
I found it on the internet. Your guess is as good as mine.
One, Management is sorry. It really is. The sign says so.
Two, this person made it to Manager – haters gonna hate, and all.
Three, how in the heck did they get Management right? Is it the only word spell check could see?
Four, management is very literate; fluent in English, Engrish, and textese and I’m not literate enough to see it.
Lest one think that only food-service workers are functionally illiterate, I once had a subordinate with a master’s degree in engineering from a highly respected school who was unable to write a coherent paragraph, or compose an engineering report even with examples to work from.
Last I heard, after he left our happy little group, he was doing quality control for a rocket manufacturer.
Looks like a parody to me.
Can’t spell ‘Manglement’……argh