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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
The dog would have just eaten the entire thing, leaving no evidence. Until later, in the yard.
If cats REALLY sucked, that tube would have FAR less remaining in it. Or did you not mean that literally?
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At least it wasn’t a tube of Ben-Gay. Or Preparation H…
Whaddyawant? Lacking opposable thumbs, how is he ‘sposed to twist off the cap? Does he use a manual or powered toothbrush? I can’t get my cat to floss regularly; any suggestions?
A cat that wont floss is unacceptable. Get a dog.
Hey, man, just brush you’re damn cat’s teeth before they get so bad she has to try to do it herself.
See, to cure that cat of undesirable behavior, you take a tiny piece of lead, and put it in it’s ear…
You only have 2904 reasons why cats suck?
I discover another one every day.
Like Hank Jr. said… “and I’m against cats in the house”.
“But I’m for love, I’m for happiness
And I’m for ‘If you dont like it, cant you just let it pass?'”
The Romans called it a Cat-a-pult for a reason. Some ideas are just timeless.