http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj9EY
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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
That was freakin’ awesome!!! And I have a German surname, too. All the more reason to learn some German!
https://www.youtube.com/user/DeutschFuerEuch/videos
This might be a good way to get started.
Pretty funny. I learned (sorta) German in Hochschule, but it really didn’t take.
German is a language that really sounds better when a cultured woman speaks it.
Just as good (and easy?) to learn to brew German beer. When you get to that point, speaking the language correctly won’t matter….. sprechen sie deutsch?
THAT is why German will never be the language of love.
SHOUTEN SIE SCHWEET NOTHINGS IN MEIN EAR LIEBCHEN? Somehow I can’t see it being particularly appealing to the fairer sex in moments of passion …
YMMV, of course.