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This is a test. If it were a real post it would have content. Mind you it might be pathetic but there’d be verbiage dammit.
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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
Looks like pretty much the usual content. Maybe a bit subtle than normal. (crap, now I’ll get banned and will have to read something else on the web when I’m pretending to work)
FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro-o-o-o-o! heh
Magic elf-box acting oddly?
Some say it’s the operator.
Subtle yet profound. Like in the movie “Being There”
You just need to lurk moar.
If I were you, I’d submit it for the Turner Literature Poetry Prize.
You’ll have to produce some woffle to BS the poseurs such as :
“I wrote this as a searing indictment of mans inhumanity to nature and the planet and to give voice to those creatures that are drowning in the pollution produced by mankind, capitalism and greedy bankers. And to support the Okeefenokee gay and lesbian old age pensioners ferret breeding society. I want the eloquent speech of bats and Dolphins and fat Italian Opera singers to stand as mute testimony to the genocide being inflicted on the helpless cute bunnies, foxes and weasels RIGHT NOW and their future generations.”
You’ll need to make some kind of statement about being REALLY ANGRY and recycling and carbon neutral but that’s a minor bit of wordsmithing.
I’ll accept the usual 10% of the prize money as an agents fee. No need to thank me.
Phil B
Brilliant!
Did you pass THIS time?
Life is not pass fail.